Door opens.
"Daddy's home!"
[Mommy and Daddy exchange kisses and greetings]
"Billa, Daddy's home!"
[silence]
"Billa?"
"Uh, dear? Where is our child?"
"I dunno. She was here just a moment ago, watching Ratatouille."
"Well, she can't have gotten too far."
[Mommy and Daddy search for Billa]
"Billa?"
"Billa, where are you?"
"[faintly] Mooooommmy!"
"Billa?" I open the pantry door.
"Mommy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus." I smack my forehead.
"What's wrong?"
"Michael, get the camera."
"Why?"
"You'll see!"
[Michael hands me the camera]
Curious to see what we saw? Look away:
Time to clean out the pantry!
Cheers,
Kelly
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